tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41509407298249246162024-03-13T23:53:19.640-04:00The Prince of DundalkThe Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.comBlogger363125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-3318495126577233012011-10-31T11:28:00.001-04:002011-10-31T11:28:48.946-04:00Mastiff Monday: Halloween Edition
First of all sorry for the lack of entries. I am a bit of a shitty blogger. I'm OK with that though because I am a really good friend and I think that counts for more.
Anywho, it's Halloween and that means you'll see a ton of little kids in costume today. You will also see a lot of people putting their dog "babies" in costume too. Some people think this is weird and that is a valid point. The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-82811081874614835682011-10-19T12:54:00.001-04:002011-10-19T12:54:18.770-04:00Sgt. Larvelle Jones Beatboxes "Whole Lotta Love"
Not a whole lot needs to be said about this video. This is apparently from a Norwegian talk show. How is it that we can't get shit like this on American TV? Are you seeing this Jimmy Fallon? It's a can't miss.
This video is proof that Michael Winslow was underutilized in the Police Academy franchise. Those filmmakers clearly couldn't see past Steve Guttenberg's star power. Otherwise Jones The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-65042542165223141572011-10-10T16:00:00.000-04:002011-10-10T16:25:13.885-04:00Mastiff Monday: Diesel's Debut
So as I mentioned last week, some of the wonderful things about Mastiffs are that they are enormous and you can give them fantastic names like my friend Chunky Monkey above and Diesel below.
One of the other great things about mastiffs that I have recently discovered is watching them eat. They can eat a ton and it's kind of mesmerizing. I think you will agree.
I bet he was still hungry The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-5255030407262523122011-10-03T10:30:00.000-04:002011-10-03T10:43:41.447-04:00Mastiff Monday
So there is a very fun TV blog called Warming Glow (extra credit if you get the Simpsons' reference) and one of their weekly features is Corgi Friday. As you may have guessed, the writer basically posts pictures and videos of Corgis. I love Corgis a great deal. Their tiny little legs are both adorable and functional, allowing them to run under sheep and herd them. Plus they have very cute, The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-82053577326261398582011-09-29T10:30:00.000-04:002011-09-29T10:30:02.076-04:00Princess Kendra's Dream Theatre: In Which I Kick Ass in Trivia
We have a doozy today.
For those who want to know how the sausage is made, I usually get e-mails from my sister where she tells me about the bizarre shit that inhabits her subconscious mind. I then promptly put them on the blog. And that, my friends, is how science works for you.
Anyways, this little gem came to me with the subject line "WTF Dream." It's the most appropriate The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-20956495521984477212011-08-03T20:30:00.001-04:002011-08-03T20:30:25.128-04:00R.I.P. Bubba Smith
It was announced today that former Baltimore Colt and actor Bubba Smith was found dead in his home in Los Angeles today. Bubba would receive valuable blog space even if he had only been a Baltimore Colt, but he did it way better starring in the Police Academy series (which are awesome... don't let anyone tell you otherwise) as well as appearing in ads for local law firm Cohen, Snyder, The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-78668724453266386502011-07-26T12:00:00.000-04:002011-07-26T12:22:16.232-04:00I'm Still Here. I Promise.Hola, gang! Sorry I haven't rapped at you in a while. I know it would take a monumental explanation to really make up for my absence. The good news is I have one.
A few months ago, I saw my sensei murdered in cold blood by one of my fellow students. This guy was pissed because he taught me all of the secret arts instead of him and decided to blame the sensei rather than just accepting that maybeThe Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-8298235792692847052011-05-02T08:30:00.000-04:002011-05-02T08:56:41.718-04:00Happy America Day!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We won!
If anyone needs me, I will be hanging out in my front yard grilling hot dogs and drinking Budweiser.The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-1565347730589949922011-04-25T09:00:00.000-04:002011-04-25T09:13:19.274-04:00The Greatest Speech Ever Spoken
You tell 'em, you magnificent bastard.
If you watch this video today and do not run out and make your dreams happen then you aren't fit to draw breath. This man started out as a small boy from Mississippi and he worked hard (with a little help from his loving wife) until he achieved his dream of owning cowboy monkeys that ride dogs.
God bless you, sir. You are an inspiration to us all.
The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-90978111047353854972011-04-06T09:00:00.000-04:002011-04-06T09:17:44.061-04:00Princess Kendra's Dream Theatre: The Prince EditionSo I thought I might offer up my own dream. Apparently Kendra is not the only one in the family with an odd subconscious. I think I have an excuse. I took a double dose of 10 mg melatonin before bed when I had this dream so it's a reasonable assumption that my brain chemistry was changed for the evening. What followed was a disturbing look into my pop-culture laden psyche. It was also a pretty The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-21043269546363573202011-04-01T11:00:00.000-04:002011-04-01T11:27:46.227-04:00Princess Kendra's Dream Theatre: Greg Nice Makes a CameoSo baby sister's subconscience is at it again. This time, my friend and associate Greg Nice made a cameo along with his illegitimate sisters. Who are soley the product of my sister's twisted dreamscape, I should add. I don't think there are any skeletons of this nature in the family closet. I can't be certain but I would stake my spotless reputation on it. Anywho, enjoy!
I had a dream last The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-74260163151911051292011-03-24T14:00:00.000-04:002011-03-24T14:01:57.344-04:00Bigfoot Captured on Film in NC
Well dear readers, I think you know I can't pass up a good Bigfoot story. While this is not a good Bigfoot story, I decided to post it anyway.
So this video was shot in North Carolina on Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County. If you look on a map it's right in between East Jesus and West Bumfuck, so it shouldn't be too hard for you to find. The fact that this road is in the sticks The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-49991392513798270432011-02-09T12:30:00.000-05:002011-02-09T12:58:18.432-05:00Blatant Video Theft Corner: Harry Potter Dubstep Poledance
So this is without a doubt the most interesting thing I have seen today.
Since I am a geek I was stoked for the magic and whimsy of Harry Potter. Since I am a guy I was stoked for the poledancing and lady parts. The dubstep music only served to lull me into a weird daze while I watched the video.
It's safe for work (unless poledancing is too naughty for your office) and is kind of like a The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-32400368927798359332011-01-12T10:30:00.000-05:002011-01-12T10:50:28.201-05:00The Prince's Word of the Day: MansuetudeSo this morning I was greeted by another silly word courtesy of my Word of the Day e-mail. The word in question was "mansuetude." As you may have guessed, this word does not mean what it looks like it means (if that makes any damn sense to you).
Mansuetude's actual definition, according to Dictionary.com, is "mildness; gentleness." Huh? When you put "MAN" right in the front of the word, the lastThe Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-84834359839986162032010-12-29T09:30:00.000-05:002010-12-29T09:38:35.467-05:00Princess Kendra's Dream Theatre: That's a Situation!Oh how I've missed this. They never get old to me. I hope they don't get old to you either. This time around, baby sis visits grandma's house and becomes The Situation's bang maid. Enjoy.
I was in Dotsy's house, but she wasn't there and The Situation came over. I was making eggplant parmesan, but heated up some leftover eggplant parm for him. I heated it in a Styrofoam container, but saw that The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-76530604575278878772010-12-24T12:30:00.012-05:002010-12-24T12:49:48.173-05:00New Take on a Holiday Classic
So this is a fun little video just in time for your Yule celebrations. It harkens back to a simpler time when guys as mismatched as Bing Crosby and David Bowie would get together to sing Christmas carols together. I think people are still trying to figure that one out.
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly stay kind of faithful to the old duet up until a point. Then they take it off into a nice The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-78667520919354230682010-12-14T13:30:00.000-05:002010-12-14T13:41:17.567-05:00The Princess Bride... Now with More Lightsaber!
I usually think I'm a cool guy, but then I stumble across something like this and realize how impossibly geeky I really am. I was grinning like an idiot for the entire two minutes.
I'm not sure there is anything that is not imporved by a little lightsaber action.
The fact that I really enjoy The Princess Bride is probably a further reflection on my geekiness, but I'm OK with that because The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-13747116772570537862010-12-13T10:00:00.000-05:002010-12-13T10:17:56.281-05:00More Reasons to Love Bea ArthurThis is all over the Internet, but I feel as though I am doing a disservice if I don't share this with my loyal subject.
It appears that Bea Arthur, contrary to her public statements, did a stint in the Marines.
What a bad ass.
She served under her birth name of Bernice Frankel and as you can see is tall as shit. She enlisted in 1943 and served for 30 months in the Women's Reserve as a The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-85540791000683624762010-12-10T11:00:00.000-05:002010-12-10T11:18:51.888-05:00Blatant Video Theft Corner: CNN Screw-Up On Air
This one is going to be short and sweet. There really doesn't need to be much in the way of explanation or analysis. I will say this: someone screwed the pooch over at CNN. But we're all winners thanks to his mistake.
I remember when I first saw this scene in the theaters when I was in high school. I almost wet myself (I was like 16. Then again, I would probably react the same today.). My The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-66829473879927887352010-12-07T14:00:00.000-05:002010-12-07T14:09:54.986-05:00Merry F'ing Christmas
Nothing like a little Slayer to get you in the holiday spirit. It's either this or Bing Crosby.
If neither of those work, I can't help you. You're probably dead inside. Do us all a favor and retire to the wilderness and live out your days in solitude.The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-5797115992799194422010-11-29T08:30:00.002-05:002010-11-29T08:37:36.513-05:00R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen
As many of you may or may not have heard, veteran actor Leslie Nielsen passed away this Sunday at the age of 84 years old. He is best known for his work in the classic comedy Airplane! as well as the Naked Gun series of films.
I personally think this guy is a legend and hold the first Naked Gun as one of the funniest movies ever. The scene with him shimmying around the outside of the building The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-927395235890444272010-11-19T14:00:00.000-05:002010-11-19T14:03:29.982-05:00This is HORSESHIT!
MTV decides to remake Teen Wolf as a TV series and this is what we get? I am incensed right now. This is basically Twilight with a werewolf kid in it. I'm praying that the rights weren't sold so they could create this.
PS Boy gets bitten by werewolf, must come to grips with animal inside is really overdone. Granted, that was the conceit in the original Teen Wolf, but they pulled it off with a The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-63421601738604258522010-11-15T12:30:00.002-05:002010-11-15T13:06:47.553-05:00The Prince Tries a McRib: The Post-MortemThe sandwich in question, resting on a totally classy placemat.
So as many of you have no doubt heard, McDonalds' McRib made its triumphant return to the fast food giant this month. People across the country have been going nuts over this thing. I admit that when the McRib was in its heyday, I never ventured to try it. I always missed out on its subsequent limited engagements, as well. When I The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-88079737657860969692010-11-12T13:00:00.001-05:002010-11-12T13:02:36.440-05:00Blatant Video Theft Corner: Man Eats Beard in Lawnmower Sale Dispute. God Bless the South
I hate to rely so much on videos but when you find something like this, you don't not share it with everyone you know.
There is a lot going on in this video so it may take a few times to soak it all in. The gist of it is that two brothers were kicking it and these drunk dudes tried to buy a lawnmower for $250 from said brothers (the brothers got the mower for $2. SCANDAL!). Then the two drunkThe Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4150940729824924616.post-1678094914755985902010-11-10T12:00:00.002-05:002010-11-10T12:00:52.905-05:00He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!
So this video makes the blog because I love it when teams use trickery to pull a fast one on an unsuspecting opponent. Stuff like this reminds me of all the kids' sports movies I watched when I was younger like The Bad News Bears, The Sandlot or the always awesome Little Giants.
There is something inherently exciting about using a trick play like this as opposed to a simple, well-rehearsed The Princehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02859007556339061233noreply@blogger.com3