Think about this though. If you're Kimbo Slice and you are at an MMA party in your sweet douche gear from Buckle in the mall, why wouldn't you pose for a picture with Elton John?I think if Elton is at the same party as you, its a moral imperative that you get a picture with him. I would even go so far as to try and get him to sing "Levon" with me.
AND HE SHALL BE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-VON!
AND HE SHALL BE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MAN!
HEEEEE SHALL BEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-VOOOOOOOOOON!
(For all you chicks, Kimbo Slice is the scariest man you have ever seen. He was a streetfighter that decided to go pro in mixed martial arts and got knocked out during his professional TV debut by some dude with pink hair in like 15 seconds. If you're reading Mr. Slice, these are just jokes.)
On Elton's left is Big Country, the winner of this years Ultimate fighter. Which I think is a cool name of any big white fighter. My cage fighting name will probably be Eggroll or something lame like that.
ReplyDeleteYou really think that would be your cage-fighting name? I would want something that sounds soft and would juxtapose my violent nature. Like "Bunny." That's bad ass.
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