Guys I'd Like to Kick in the Nuts: Pete Wentz

I imagine this could be the first of many, many posts under this title because, let's be honest, there are a lot of people I really want to kick in the nuts.

Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is by no means at the top of this list. I don't think of my list as having a top. Its more like a giant plateau, where I keep all the guys whose nuts I want to kick and then get to them when the opportunity or desire strikes me.

This picture is reason enough to want to kick him in the balls real hard. Hipster douche. The Moon Boots were really annoying and the hood pissed me off a lot too, but the real kicker was the fucking backpack. Is that Louis Vuiton?! Kanye West barely pulled off that look, so there is no way this dildo is going to nail it. Also, isn't that kind of anti-hipster to have a designer leather backpack? Shouldn't it be one of the cheap Transformers backpacks from Target? Is that what the kids are doing?

Either way, look out Wentz. My size 11s are on a collision course with your scrote.