I'd like to introduce you all to Donna Simpson. Donna, who I am happy to report is not from Dundalk, is 600 lbs. and is anxious to make it past the 1,000 lb. mark and become the world's fattest woman.
Good for you, dumbass! Aim high and dream the impossible dream! Don't let the naysayers stand in your way!
How did Donna head down this path? Well first and foremost, she lives in New Jersey. Not a lot you can do about that. Second, she married a chubby-chaser who encourages her to get bigger. Nice guy.
This story is so inspirational that I hope it becomes a modern fairy tale. Maybe Disney could do an animated version and call it The Princess and the Buffet.
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I have to say that reading about it did make me hungry for sushi. Just not for 70 pieces. Maybe only like 50.
Good for you, dumbass! Aim high and dream the impossible dream! Don't let the naysayers stand in your way!
How did Donna head down this path? Well first and foremost, she lives in New Jersey. Not a lot you can do about that. Second, she married a chubby-chaser who encourages her to get bigger. Nice guy.
This story is so inspirational that I hope it becomes a modern fairy tale. Maybe Disney could do an animated version and call it The Princess and the Buffet.
Check out the rest of the article here.
I have to say that reading about it did make me hungry for sushi. Just not for 70 pieces. Maybe only like 50.
Sexxxxyyyy!!
ReplyDeleteI want sushi too. Maybe after this stomach flu goes away.. Barfffffffffffffffff
maybe we can get the lady that crushes watermelon with her thighs to crush this lady's fat head.
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