Thursday, July 1, 2010
GTL 4 Life! It's Miami, Bitches!
So this made me happy. The kids that stole our hearts last summer are back and better than ever in Miami Beach.
Everyone knew this was coming, so it's no surprise, but I was still excited to see the trailer. I think we can safely say that the increased profile of the cast might make for more explosive fun than last season. I don't want to spoil the trailer but there were a shitload of catfights and lots of people falling over and wrecking shit while drunk. Also, the future Princess of Dundalk, J-Woww looks as lovely as ever. She will make a fine vessel for my seed. Once I finish this cycle of steroids and stock up on ham, she will be mine.
So screw it, I'm going to spoil the trailer. It looks like Vinny bangs Snooki and Angelina and then they fight over him. Awesome. Then, The Situation orders a pizza and tries to put the order under "The Situation."
What I would like to know is how does this guy stay so fit and trim when all he does is eat pasta, pizza, sausage and peppers everyday? Plus he drinks every night. I'd say superior genetics but I think he might be mentally handicapped.
Anyway, this thing jumps off on July 29th, so you have four full weeks to get your fist pump game in order and buy some club gear from Buckle in the mall. I expect everyone to be ready with crisp jeans, tight dresses and blown-out and poofed hair on the big day. I will not tolerate grenades reading my blog.
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Oh Vinny.... that is so disappointing. I don't think his mother would be happy about that one bit.
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