VOTE FOR PHIL DAVISON! NOW!

"I'm Phil Davison... and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

I don't know if Phil got the nomination, but I do know that Stark County will never be the same. I really wish he would have started his speech with "Meeeeaaaaaan Geeeeeeeeene" or a nice Nature Boy "Wooooooooooooooo!" I would have loved if he took a Chris Farley prat fall out the window or off the stage too.

I'm kind of torn as to whether or not I think he should be elected. On the one hand, it's good for a man to have some enthusiasm about a job he might be undertaking. On the other, you don't want him to get so amped up during budget meetings that he starts head-butting other workers. There is a fine line and I think he's headed a little north of "Pumped" into "Batshit Crazy" territory. Plus it makes me wonder if things are really that bad in Stark County to warrant this kind of anger. I'm leaning towards him being fucking nuts.