New Wolfman Trailer

I thought this might get you guys in the Halloween spirit too. I think this looks badass, but then again I really like werewolves. In fact, due to my body hair, sharp teeth and keen senses, I have always felt like I might actually be a werewolf. It would explain quite a bit.

Enjoy the trailer. If you like you can take me to see this in February as a post-birthday outing. Sound good?

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Dancing Pumpkin Guy!

If this shit doesn't get you in the Halloween spirit I don't know what will. It must be fun to be on the news in Omaha. They apparently don't have any news out there and can just do shit like this all night. I'm a little pissed that they didn't spring for the real Ray Parker, Jr. version of the Ghostbusters theme. The Bobby Brown song from the second one would have been pretty cool too.

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Bridezillas!

This show is a favorite of my sister's. I have a hard time watching it without having an anxiety attack. These women are awful! This is all particularly scary because I tend to attract women with a liberal dose of bitch and crazy in the mix.

I think I might have to put my foot down if I were the groom in this situation. I don't know that I would even let it progress to a proposal. Although I won't rule out bullying. I can see that going down.

I'm also terrified that I'll have a daughter Bridezilla and will have to break up fights with caterers, florists, seamstresses, etc. It keeps me up at night.

I'll just have to trust in superior breeding to win the day. Enjoy the bitches!

Greatest Rap Battle of Our Time!

This was sent to me by a loyal reader that I will refer to as the Crabcake Heiress. Its really got it all and I think you will all enjoy it.

My friend Brian says that when Eli's eyes roll into the back of his head its because he's actually looking into his brain for the next rhyme he is going to spit.

Also, I take offense to the judging. The man-love going on at the judge's table aside, these clowns don't know jack. That dude Envy rhymed "cripple" with "cripple," which as we all know is a cardinal sin in the rap game. That's the type of weak-ass buster shit that gets you laughed out of the cypher.

Eli's rhymes were way more clever. He was spitting about Rosie O'Donnell and bisexual bridal showers and gay parades. Way better than Envy's mundane bullshit.

I really wish Hammond High had one of these sick lunchtime shows going on. That would have been off the chain. I think my boy Greg would have come with some sick Das EFX-style flows about raw dogging it with girls and being on lockdown. He was an MC for the people.

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Drunk Guy in a Convenience Store!

This is all over the place but it still had me laughing. I like that its almost 11 in the morning and the guy is hitting the convenience store to pick up a weekender of Bud.

This whole thing raises several questions. Is he just drunk or are there some drugs floating around in his system? Is he so shit canned from the night before or did he rise with the sun and go to work at getting hammered thanks to a Puritanical work ethic? Is he break dancing on the floor for a bit there?

Also, why not pick up some food while you are there? It might prolong the party. At that point in my drunken stupors I'm usually looking for pretzel dogs or cheese steaks. I guess maybe he is just fully focused on fucking himself up even more. To be honest, I think that kind of determination is admirable.

I would have loved to have been working in the shop when he was there. I don't think I would have been as eager to help him.

In other news, David Hasselhoff is finalizing plans for a reality show, so videos like these may be a little more commonplace.

The Prince's Word of the Day: Scuttlebutt!

I don't really have a problem with this word of the day. I just kind of like it and was surprised to find out its true meaning, so I thought I would share.

The informal definition of "scuttlebutt" is a gossip or a rumor. The formal definition is a cask of water on a ship. Essentially, a pirate water cooler. Its funny to me that people aren't really all that different over the course of time.

After a long day of raping and pillaging up and down the coast, the pirates would meet at the water cooler to talk about how Old Salty only takes ladies' underwear from the vast estates in the port city or why One-Eyed Doug got an extra rum ration. They're no different than you or I.

I also think Scuttlebutt would make an awesome pet name. Like for a really big fish in a saltwater tank or like a real mangy dog with one eye.

Additionally, it would be a cool band name. I could see them doing punk covers of old sea shanties.

What Up With That? on SNL

So I know its fun to bag on Saturday Night Live for being tragically unfunny, but I tend to disagree. I rarely see an episode that doesn't have something good in it. I tend to like the more absurd things that they do or the sketches that drag on way too long and go from funny to unfunny and then back to funny. Sometimes persistence really pays off.

In any event, Saturday night found me in front of the television with a little time to kill before Skinemax started airing the good softcore stuff so I tuned in and was delighted to see two sketches featuring Goodburger's Kenan Thompson that I really liked. This guy clearly had all the talent, not Kel.

Check out the clip below. It's good stuff.