Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Samba Baby



This might be a difficult pill for you all to swallow but this kid is kind of a better dancer than me. It (I say "it" because of its androgyny) does have the benefit of Latin genetics, which I can only assume plays some part in its ability to move to the spicy rhythms of its people.

I am a little jealous. But I won't let that stand in the way of your enjoyment. Pay special attention to the child and maybe someday we'll see it on one of the many reality shows where people show off their talents. This could happen sooner than you think if the parents wise up and cash in on the baby's popularity.

5 comments:

  1. They had this on the Today Show-- too cute. Is that baby Brazilian? I hope it doesn't end up on the streets with the rest of the baby prostitutes.

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  2. Its a sign from God to bring MTV the Grind back on TV.

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  3. I think even God misses jiggling boobies and butts at 3:30 each day. That would also give the teen boys something a little more innocent to jerk-off to.

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  4. I bet that teens nowadays wouldn't even be able to get it up for The Grind... it would be the equivalent of us attempting to masturbate to a salacious daguerreotype...

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  5. Or perhaps a randy limmerick? Oh the fun we'll have!

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