Blatant Video Theft Corner: Bigfoot in NC!

If you've been with me for a while then you probably know that I love a good Bigfoot story. Most of them are complete bullshit. You might even argue that all of the stories are total bullshit since there is no concrete evidence that Bigfeet and their creature cousins even exist. But I've always said absence of proof is not proof of absence. Besides where is the fun in being anti-Bigfoot?

In any event, the second this video started I knew it would have a home here. In fact, I knew I wanted to follow this story last week when I saw the man's quote in my morning paper.

I love how the creature was 10-feet-tall with gorgeous blond hair. I like to think of a super-tall Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall when I picture the creature, only with six fingers on each hand. It certainly makes for a fun mental image.

I think my favorite part of the video has to be the cop. He really does not want to be doing the TV interview and it shows. I guess I can't blame him though. How many times has he be called out to the Sticks because some hillbilly drank too much shine and dynamited his foot or drownt his dog in the wash tub? You'd like to think that a Bigfoot siting might break up the day a bit, but it looks like our fearless public servant is far too jaded for that.

The most important role this video plays is as a public service message to the good people of Cleveland County in North Carolina. If you encounter a monster with beautiful hair just rough talk it a bit and it won't eat your dogs.

"Git! Git!"