Ladies and gentleman meet the newest player in the rap game, 50 Tyson. In addition to strangely biting on a more popular rapper's name, this guy has no real talent to speak of.
Newsflash! It's not a Sweet 16 if you're a dude. It's also not a Sweet 17 at all. Plus you should have said you were from Minny-ho-ho. I think that's what the kids on the streets call Minnesota nowadays.
I can't wait for this kid's album to drop. That shit is going to be off the chain.
I officially challenge this man to a rap duel... I could just break off a little "Raw Dog" here and then sprinkle some "Look, look at Brian" there and I'd have him begging for mercy....
ReplyDeleteYou were the Man with the Plan, the Boy with the Toys. You should work in that Mr. Wendell cut into your freestyle. That will silence 50 Tyson.
ReplyDeleteI hope the rap career works out because I don't know that high school graduation is looking too promising either.
ReplyDeleteI am so mad at you Greg for giving that precious rap battle tape you made at the comic store at McCorys. That was organic rap at its hardest. Remember you busted on me saying I was so skinny when I drank a diet coke I vanished.
ReplyDeleteGreg was straight backpack! His science was way too tight. There was no coming back from that Diet Coke line. For a while, I actually thought you moved away after he dropped that on you.
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