Porn Star Pizza Delivery

This is a very fun video. I've always loved the porn set-up with the pizza delivery guy. Its such a classic porn cliche that you can trust it will never leave us. Especially if the fellas at Big Sausage Pizza have anything to say about it.

But seriously, who the hell invites the guy in so you can pay him? Has a pizza delivery guy ever been in your house before? And I'm not referring to friends that are in that line of work that happen to come over. I'll bet you don't even open the door all the way when you greet the guy and pay for your pizza. You're totally afraid he might see inside or something.

I imagine pizza delivery guy is one of the most awkward jobs in the world. The transaction itself is probably pretty awkward, but I bet its the walk up to the door that is the worst. You never know if when you get there this will be one of those instances where you get hassled by some asshole or the one time in a million where the girl invites you in and proceeds to pay for her pizza in another way.

I guess these guys are dreamers at heart.