Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Harry Potter Dubstep Poledance

So this is without a doubt the most interesting thing I have seen today.

Since I am a geek I was stoked for the magic and whimsy of Harry Potter. Since I am a guy I was stoked for the poledancing and lady parts. The dubstep music only served to lull me into a weird daze while I watched the video.

It's safe for work (unless poledancing is too naughty for your office) and is kind of like a naughty Cirque du Soleil. I don't even need to see naked if the poledancing is going to be like this. I'm entranced by the movement and the athletic prowess of the witch woman in the video. It's really very impressive. And it's kind of geek hot too, which is always a plus. There is nothing like sexy geeks who may or may not be strippers. I wonder if she reads comics?

Seriously, has Cirque du Soleil done this yet? If any members of the troupe are reading this, get on it. I want to see some next level poledancing shit next time I go out to Vegas. But not at a nudey bar. And yes I know it's lovely when they are naked, but I think it would be even cooler if they looked like this when they poledanced.

It would be kind of creepy if they didn't look human.


  1. Neeeeerdddddddd! I was just thinking you hadn't posted in awhile. Parts of that song sound like it should be on my spa/Moby station.

  2. i do say she has quite the core strength, she would kick our ass in climbing