Thursday, September 23, 2010

Princess Kendra's Dream Theatre: Zombie Apocalypse Now!

I wasn't lying when I said this was a goldmine. My sister goes to sleep everynight, so there is potential for me to have something brilliant thrown my way every morning. It's like waking up every day and running downstairs to see that Santa Claus has left you a new bike or the Star Wars Ewok Village playset (that was a good Christmas!).

Not much to say about this one. We're all very proud of Kendra.

So-- another very oddball dream.

We all lived on an tiny island but it was out house from Crazyquilt [our old street]. We knew people were coming to try to overtake the island so you, Mom and me had these big ol' shotguns. We were in the house and Mom was like, "They're here!" so we all started cocking our guns. I was freaking out because I didn't need to re-load. Our plan was to keep taking out all of the invaders, they wouldn't be able to report back to their main land and we would be clear.

So we are all armed and ready to go and the door swings open. The first one is the Japanese chief dressed in weird tribal war gear. He had on the mask of an animal. Rather than shoot him instantly, we kinda pulled him out of the way and then the rest of his crew came in. They all had on makeup like zombies and we were rough housing them making them get in a line and they were like, 'We just want to know what necrophiliacs feel like when they have sex!!" That's about it.

I think I've managed to prove that that is never really "it."

1 comment:

  1. I saw a typo. I was freaking out because I didn't know how to re-load and I felt very unprepared. I thought I only had a double barrel shotgun, but you assured me it was like a machine gun and I had a lot of rounds in it.