Betty White Hosts SNL This Weekend

If there is a better reason to stay in this Saturday evening then I can't think of it.

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Buckeye Babes!

This video had me giggling for the full 3:47 so I had to share it. I just know some dude came up with this is the hopes that the college radio station in Columbus would play this song every Friday night and that he would be the recipient of copious amounts of trim as a result. I can't imagine that things worked out that way for him. But you get an "A" for effort buddy!

I would have loved to see one of these from when I was in college. It probably would have had music from some shitty Dave Matthews Band knock-off or a wack SoCal Third Wave ska band.

"Loyola Ladies" definitely would not have had as many perms and teased-out bangs in it. And honestly, my college experience is probably a little less rich as a result of that unfortunate fact.

There is A New Poll Up

It seems as though no one votes unless I point it out so here it is.

Look to the right and vote.

I was curious about whether or not farts are troubling the relationships of my readers. Let me know!

"NUDE TAYNE."

I was a little hesitant to post this video because it makes a very definitive statement about how weird my sense of humor gets, but then I said to hell with it.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! is probably one of the strangest shows on TV, which is why I like it so much. The episode that the above clip was featured in was a Holiday-themed episode in which, the hosts began lactating and gave their man-milk as gifts to their friends. That should give you an idea of who you are working with.

I figure if I'm going to reveal myself as a fan of the show, this is the clip to use as it might actually keep some of you around. Its basically Paul Rudd acting and dancing weird. Since Paul is so dreamy, it just comes across as adorable.

Tim and Eric is weirder than 99.9% of the other shows you will run into, but that is part of the charm. These guys go all-out with their brand of humor and have found their unique voice. If you like absurdist humor then I highly recommend the show.

Intervention Does It Again

My sister sent me this video clip in a link to another site. But since I hate the other site, I refuse to admit that I stole the clip from them. Lets just pretend that we all stumbled across this on our own. No one needs to be the wiser. Anywho...

My love for the show Intervention is well-documented, I believe. Its a great way to see how the other half lives, so to speak. More often then not, I am moved by what I see. Other times, the show makes me ROFLMAO to the extreme. The girl who used to huff compressed air in the graveyard and yelled "I'm walking on sunshine" comes to mind.

Now we have this. It doesn't need any set-up and probably doesn't need any kind of wrap-up either.

Am I a bad person for thinking this is funny? Probably. But I'm OK with that.

At least I didn't autotune it.

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Better Marriage Blanket

The Better Marriage Blanket is apparently a real product. It seems like total BS, but I could see this saving some marriages. It uses science and space alien technology to take all the funkiness from dinner's tasty bean burrito and completely obliterate it.

The dreaded (but mostly hilarious) Dutch Oven will be a thing of the past!

What I'm curious about is the blanket itself. If one were to use said blanket for several months, you have to imagine that it might get a tad rank. Does the blanket itself start to stink? Does the space-age core eradicate the smell or just store it? If you were to open the blanket and take out the core, could it be weaponized into a homemade dirty bomb? These are all questions I hope someone gets to the bottom of. I can't really be bothered. It is a blanket that was designed for farts after all.

I will tell you this. I plan to gift every new girlfriend with one of these if it ever looks like she plans on letting me touch her. In fact, I'm even thinking of buying the blankets in bulk and making all my clothes out of the material. It just may save a life.

Click here to buy your own and potentially save a relationship.

The Prince's Word of the Day: Sesquipedalianism

This word of the day is just a pretentious pain in the ass. There is really no other way of putting it.

Sesquipedalianism means "given to using long words" or "(Of a word) containing many syllables."

Really? You needed to create a long word to explain away people that use long words? I've got the perfect word for just such an occasion: assholes.

Granted, I myself am probably guilty of sesquipedalianism, but not to such an extent. I (thankfully) didn't know this word existed until I saw it in the e-mail. Also, I can't look at the word without thinking about the irony involved. And that, dear readers, is why I am better than the tools that would actually use a word like that in a real sentence.

This is another word that reeks of Slate.com's magniloquent influence.

Oh shit. I did it again, didn't I?