Friday, November 13, 2009

Australians Eat Weird Shit

So I saw this on my favorite little burger blog and it made me happy. If I don't have pleasant dreams sleeping on a burger then I'm just not meant to have pleasant dreams. Then I took a closer look at this thing and noticed some unusual colors.

In the product description, the pillow is described as an "Australian burger" with the burger itself, cheese, lettuce, tomato, tomato sauce (hopefully ketchup), beetroot (WTF?) and pineapple (huh?). I think I'll pass on your retarded burger pillow, thank you very much.

I'll admit that I have put pineapple on a burger before but not with ketchup and beets (I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around that one). My burger with pineapple featured a teriyaki marinade, swiss cheese, grilled ham and then the pineapple ring, which was also grilled. I'll give you a minute to absorb all of that and then commend me for my culinary genius.

So anyway, Australian burgers are batshit insane and I think you are all a little better off knowing that.

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