Thursday, November 19, 2009

Blatant Video Theft Corner: A Very Special Raven Wedding

Normally when you see something like this it features a cheesehead from Wisconsin or one of those damn yinzers from Pittsburgh. I guess the statistics were stacked against us from the beginning though.

Do you think that they both really bleed purple or is it maybe like 70-30? 80-20? 90-10? 100-0? I'm wondering what the guy had to trade to get the lady to agree to that. Probably all his porn forever. Not a good trade-off in my opinion.

My other problem is that they didn't really sell it for me. The Ray Lewis dance was filled with trepidation. I don't think his heart was in it. At the very least get them to play the Nelly tune so you can get your mind right for the entrance.

But I guess I should just count my blessings and be thankful that no one had on a Roethlisberger or Brady jersey.


  1. What the deuce? Where is the video?

  2. I guess they didn't want dicks like us pissing all over their happy day.