Monday, August 9, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Turtle Sex

Every now and again I get to thinking that I rely far to heavily on videos for my content. I promise myself that I will only post stuff I come up with on my own and say to hell with the blatant theft of videos from other sites. I'm better than that.

Then I find stuff like this. What kind of man would I be if I didn't share this with my friends? The answer to that question is "The wrong kind of man" or "No man at all."

It's short and sweet and doesn't need much commentary. I will say this: I like the turtle's enthusiasm. It must feel pretty great if he yells "wow" with each thrust. Also, to the girl in the video, it's not nasty. The turtles are making love. It's a beautiful act of doggie style animal sex. Besides, she's the one filming it.


  1. I love some turtle F-ing on my bday. Nothing like it!!! You should see the tortoises smashing on the Galapagos show. They said it takes them up to 2 hours to get comfortable for the actual boom boom part.

  2. This was the first video of turtle sex I have ever seen. Galapagos is on my Netflix queue so I look forward to some hot shell-on-shell action.