Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Princess Kendra's Dream Theatre: More Illegitimate Kids

Baby sis sent me a doozy today. Like I said before my little sister's dreamscape is a fascinating place. I kind of picture it as a Lewis Carroll book as reinterpreted by Hunter S. Thompson, only a little more filthy and way scarier. No wonder she had night terrors.

So, I had a dream that I had twins last night. Unamed father, hope that's not a foreshadowing of my life to come. Anyhow, they pop out and I name them Harrah, and Etham. Not EthaN, EthaM. Is that even a name? It is, I looked it up-- it's biblical. Later I regretted those names, but figured I'd call them whatever the hell I want to as they age.

So they pop out in the hospital, then I am home with them. For some reason, I ran an errand but I ended up out at dinner. I popped in and saw Misty and there were other Hampden people. It was weird, it was like no one knew I had a babies so I felt the need to go out and announce that rather than spend time with the babies. So I sit down at a table for a minute, and then it turns into one of those swinging pirate ship rides. I was trying to scream for them to stop, but this guy from high school was sitting in front of me so I just grabbed tight under his arms. I knew who it was but couldn' t see his face. As I was swinging, I was trying to figure out if he was the father or not. I was freaking out because I was thinking that I just had babies yesterday, I probably shouldn't be on a ride that is shaking up all my insides.

I eventually end up back home and the babies had aged like 4 months. They were f-ing adorable, both of them and they were sleeping with Dad on the couch. Harrah (the girl) gave Dad this huge hug on her own and we were all like, "Oh man, he's done." They were both awesome, but the lil' girl was def more charming and had more of a dynamic personality.

Ahhh... the life of a single mother. WTF is up with me and dreams of illegitimate children lately?

I certainly don't know what is up with all of you illegitimate child dreams and I won't even dare to conjecture. Let's check the Innernette. She's always got something fun and informative up her sleeve.

So this dream site had this to say about birth.

To dream of giving birth or see someone else giving birth, suggests that you are giving birth to a new idea or project. It also represents a new attitude, fresh beginnings or a major event. Alternatively, the dream may be calling attention to your inner child and the potential for you to grow. A more direct interpretation of this dream, may represent your desires/ anxieties of giving birth or the anticipation for such an event to occur.

That's not so bad. But what about that faceless guy?

To see a faceless figure or person in your dream, indicates that you are still searching for your own identity and finding out who you are. Perhaps you are unsure of how to read people and their emotions. Therefore, you are expressing a desire to know and understand these people on a deeper level.

That's sounds pretty normal too. My little sister has the same vulnerabilities as anyone else. I guess the only other thing to look into is the flying pirate ship ride. What say you, Internet?

You're fucking nuts.

Oooooooh. Burn! The Internet doesn't lie. I guess we have to put her down.


  1. Inception! It worked! I planted that dream in Kendra.

  2. Weirdness. Isn't Harrah your sister in law? Get our of my head, Hackett.

  3. You planted the idea in her dream but are we still in the dream? How deep did you go?

  4. We cannot still be dreaming because work is going too slow... or am I in the first of three dreams?

    Hara (spelled a little different) is my sister-in-law. I hope that I have a regular guest appearance in your dreams!