Saturday, September 26, 2009

Why Do They Make Movies Like This?

Ask around. I'm a huge tool when it comes to rom-coms. I'm a sucker for a love story and I always will be. But what the hell is this? This looks like one of the worst romantic comedies of all time. Its a real emasculator.

First, the premise is stupid. The girl with the big, fat Greek wedding thinks she has it figured out and only goes out with guys for a maximum of five dates because that's when the fun runs out.

But wait! Could it be? Does she have feelings for this guy after the fifth date? It looks like she's going to have to break her own rules if she's going to have a happy ending!

Second, retarded premise aside, there is nothing cute or funny about this film. If you can't be endearing at least make the jokes funny. I didn't even crack a smile. Not even during Kamikaze Karaoke. Try and engage me somehow. Who wants to watch boring people meet and have sex?

No one go and see this. This film is no 27 Dresses.

Sorry for the rant. It's late.

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