Blatant Video Theft Corner: Why I Stayed Home on Black Friday

This is why you will never see me out shopping at Black Friday sales. I start white-knuckling it at Wal-Mart on a Tuesday night if it gets too crowded, so there is no way I could handle something like this.


I don't get why people would subject themselves to stuff like this. And please don't say the bargains. I would rather pay $50 more for a present and have the peace of mind I get from not having to deal with shit like that.


That was the closest I've ever come to becoming physically ill while watching a video. And I have seen some really sick shit.


This whole post has made me queasy. I like shopping online.