Thursday, March 4, 2010

Oooooh Dream Weaver! I Believe You Can Get Me Through the Night!

Once again the Crabcake Heiress comes through for The Prince. We bluebloods need to stick together.

I don't think a whole lot needs to be said about this video. It pretty much speaks for itself. What I will take some time to talk about is how profoundly the video affected me.

Many of you that know me, know that I appreciate a sturdy, strong woman. It might be some sort of genetic thing, where I'm looking for good breeding stock in which to plant my seed, or maybe its the beginnings of an S&M fetish. I'm no scientist, so I can't really say.

I just know that I like a strong woman and this chick fits the bill. Women like that are the reason I like the Olympics so much. Its two weeks of powerful women wowing me with their physical prowess and two weeks of me watching TV with my pants off (Just kidding! Or am I?).

My favorite part of the video is when she tenses her thighs and the muscles bulge. She reminds me of Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye. I also like that the girl decided to film this video in a matching bra & thong and high heels. It adds to the overall class of the situation. For a moment I felt as though I were viewing this in the parlour of Queen Elizabeth.

My gut tells me this woman is a stripper of some kind. I think the thigh tattoo is a dead giveaway. At the very least she teaches pole-dancing fitness classes or is a highly sought-after commodity on Amateur Night at her local titty bar.

But none of that matters. I would love her the way a good man should. If she's reading this: Call me!


  1. I think we've found another event for the Johnny Ass Olympics. You have to do it in a thong and high heels though.

  2. I love how the word "wow" just falls out of his mouth like drool...

  3. She is an impressive woman. I think if she did that in front of me I would probably be speechless.

    I would eventually work up the nerve the propose to her.

  4. I like how they gallager proof their "library". That girl is built ford tough.