Thursday, June 10, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Amateur Weatherman (?) Predicts Huge Cali Earthquake

Well that was an afternoon well spent my friend. I'm not one to make fun of the mentally deficient or anything like that so I'll... ah hell I couldn't even make it through the sentence.

I actually don't think there is anything wrong with this guy's mental facilities. I think he might just need to feel the touch of a woman. It's amazing how that effects your mind and makes you get your shit together. Girls are the sole reason teenage boys get jobs. Really. That's it.

If the lady situation is not happening organically then maybe its time for Dad to step in and hire a professional. Do I think all fathers should hire prostitutes to help make their weird, shy sons normal? No. That's crazy talk. But in this guy's case it probably couldn't hurt.

Until that day, my friend, keep the reports coming. California and the surrounding states are much safer thanks to your diligence.


  1. I'm surprised no one commented on this. Whaaaat?!?!?!? The video has been removed by the user. What a dick.

  2. Maybe that's why no one commented. I hope everyone saw it before that dumb kid's parents made him take it down.

    That kid is a jerk. How will the people of California find out about the 9.0 earthquake now?

  3. It's forever burned in my memory. Much like the half length tranny singing "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey. Even his parents were like, "Oh man, our kid is a total douche."