Friday, June 4, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Oooooooooh! Them Duke boys!

More awesome shit from the Lonestar State. Where to begin?

This incredible feat occurred right outside of Dallas/Ft. Worth airport at 6 a.m. The driver, Yasmine Villasana, was clearly hammered but claimed that she had had one vodka and cranberry the night before. Right.

I think a good question to ask if you are the arresting officer might be something like "If you're not drunk, why did you try and get back into your car after it caught fire?"

She actually did that. In any event, the driver made it out with only a broken wrist, but I'm guessing she missed her flight.

So congratulations Ms. Villasana. Your name will live in infamy. You are also on the inside track to make the inaugural class of The Prince of Dundalk Hall of Fame whenever I get around to opening it.

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