Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: '80s Bullies Montage

This video brings back memories.

Back in the day I was a bit of a geek. It all culminated in this karate tournament where my rival sweeped my leg. But as I fell to the ground I underwent a startling transformation and discovered that I was from a family of werewolves. After that I was super-popular because I paid this girl to be my girlfriend and could always get beer for parties by making my eyes go red and saying "Give Me. A Keg. Of Beer." in a deep scary voice to the guy at the liquor store. Then my good friend opened up his shirt one day and showed me her big, perfect boobs! Whaaaaaaa?That was a crazy week.

Also, in high school Coach John Goodman used to get us pumped for lacrosse games by having us sit in the locker room and scream "NERDS!" It worked like a charm. I actually impaled a guy through the heart during a tournament once.

Also also, it's a real shame that this awesome montage couldn't get an '80's movie style montage song to go along with it.


  1. Man, that made me realize how much I love 80's movies.

  2. They were pretty great. Real Genius is a favorite of mine. It wasn't in the montage because there were no real bullies in it except for the teacher who got his (popcorn in the house!) in the end.

  3. I think that Kent (was that the brown nosing asshole guy's name?) could qualify as a bully...

  4. Kent (that was his name) was a total wimp. The cool science nerds punked him all the time. Remember when thye convinced him that God was talking to him?

    He only bullied Mitch Taylor when Chris Knight wasn't around to stop him.