Thursday, May 27, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Creepy Child Robot

So my initial reaction to this was a very understandable "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

This child robot seems a little too needy and it looks like it was trying to eat that one young lady's lady parts. I'm surprised that the AI installed on the android does not realize how inappropriate that really is. Or maybe the AI knows exactly what it is doing and is attempting to obliterate the human species one womb at a time. All the chasing is a bit much too.

Finally, it looks like it has a patchwork face (ie it was sewn from pieces of other human faces), which just completes the entire eerie package. I believe I will pass on the child robot in favor of my pet kung-fu bear.


  1. That is VERY disturbing. Creepy indeed.

  2. whats the purpose of a child robot? why not a grandma robot?

  3. I don't know, Professor. Why the hell would you want a grandma robot?

    Maybe the child robots are for people that can't have kids.

    I think George Lucas should buy the rights and turn them into Jawas.