Monday, May 17, 2010

Blatant Video Theft Corner: Yogi Yokey Dokey

So this is weird. I think this guy's name is Yogi Yokey Dokey or some shit like that. He's kind of creepy but I can get around that. He also has a 7-foot-tall rastafarian chicken as a co-host, which I actually dig. I'm also not upset by his choice of outfits, which seems to lean towards henleys and tight jeans.

I really can't get behind his weird, squatting, open-legged child hugs. They look too creepy for words, though are still not as bad as that dirty Canadian children's show host who kept trying to force little girls to kiss him. It also bears mentioning that this guy really doesn't know how to deal with kids. I'm not sure what the hell he meant when he took the "tomato" from the girl's armpit. Was he talking about a titty or something?

He should probably not adjust the kids' yoga poses either. Adjusting the hips of a child with its crotch jutting into the air reeks of State's Evidence. Even so, I don't feel like I need to take a shower or anything, which was definitely the case with that other video I posted.

I do think its pretty righteous that the big ass chicken gets to chant down Babylon with a new breed of Jah soldiers on TV. I just really hope he calls one of the kids a bomba clot on air.

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