Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Boobquake Cometh!

As you may have heard, Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi recently blamed promiscuous women who dress immodestly for the dearth of earthquakes that have rocked the planet in the last few months.

He was quoted as saying "Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."

That sounds about right. His solution? Take refuge in the moral codes of religion. I'm not so sure that its going to help. We're a little too far gone if you ask me.

But Jen McCreight, a Purdue University student and real American hero, has a solution of her own. On Monday, April 26th, Jen proposes a scientific experiment to test the esteemed cleric's theory. Jen will wear her most revealing shirt, and implores other women across the globe to do the same, in an attempt to unleash the unholy might of the female breast.

If all goes well, the abundance of flesh will create a massive boobquake that will shake the entire planet and possibly topple a major city. If you're going to go out, I can't think of a better way.

I for one support this plan and will be wearing my own revealing top this coming Monday. Ladies get ready to get an eyeful of my Wolfman chest and totally sweet Italian horn necklace. I'm looking forward to what is hopefully boobies galore, all in an attempt to send a big FU to Sedighi and his bullshit. Its going to get awful sexy and protesty.

To check out Jen's page and join in the cause, visit her blog at

I hope to see all your boobies on Monday!


  1. Maybe the men should wear those tight 80's jogging shorts that sometimes reveal a testicle or two when you cross your legs or crouch down...

  2. I mean, I can't think of anything sexier than that really....

  3. I think that would be super-sexified.

  4. PS Every time I check back in on the blog I am mesmerized by the booby picture in this post.

    Its like one of those 3D posters they used to sell at the mall.